R O S S M A C G R E G O R I L L U S T R A T I O N

Nuff said?

Now I’ve drawn around most of Edinburgh, apart from feeling like God, I am morbidly anticipating how I might meet my own giant Monty Python finger and it will mindlessly flick me somewhere horrible, like Wallmart in Texas.

What kind of an earthly pasture is it where cows get abducted, it rains milk in the middle of the night, cloned two headed mutant sheep french kiss, pigs drive police cars to save muddied rubber duckies, a Highland coo gets a Brazilian, cockerels rudely awaken a grumpy sun,  and scarecrows breakdance? Why its the E4 Udderbelly Farmyard Mural silly!  A job that’s left me wondering what other strange fruit I’ll harvest from my brain this season. I think I need a holiday, Billy.

Biggles Killed The Radio Star? Switch back to playing cards as the family favourite form of entertainment with these Adventure Playing Card Designs for the Lagoon Group. All hands on deck Captain! Captaaaiin!

Outwith the entire living universe, doesn’t every soul know that the ghost is the host with the most..? More toast? And more from the And Maybe, Just Maybe… series to deep fry your brain so it doesn’t mine…

Also, a loving homage to Mrs Pac Man. Sigh, how I long for the time when this elusive temptress will once again return into my loving arms, just like in them good old days…

Nobody likes a Dalmation in the office. Apart from Cruella De Ville. And because your probably working for her as a subordinate you’ve likely developed a desire for what you aren’t allowed to have. Well I won’t pretend to promise miracles. You can’t have a Dalmation. But you can have a join the dot book which mischievously satirises daily workplace dramas. Crammed full of rib tickling surprises, its guaranteed to alleviate stress, lubricate the grind and make the time just whiz by until, oh, its 5pm. “Walkies…”

Great for pressies, and a bargain. Available here: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Laughing-Donkey-Dot-workplace/dp/B002GMAF3C

Geez, captioning my own images is soo much fun. Whats that? I should get out more… Well, I have been. This is some of what I saw. For real.